Huge Kennedy Supporter "Roasts" RFK Jr. at Open Mic Night!

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“Fear, it’s a crazy thing man. I’m going to blow your minds right now. Are you ready? OK, Here it is. We have an election for President coming up soon and there are more than two options. Yes, we actually have a viable independent path for the first time in memory and that person’s name is……anyone? RFK Jr. Yes, I am coming out of the deep, dark closet. Seriously, though. People don’t need to hide their support for him anymore. He is surging in the polls and absolutely crushing it.

Yes, I am a big supporter of the nephew of former President John F. Kennedy. He is an immense breath of fresh air, who is representing the little guy. But, he’s got, let’s just say an interesting strategy in connecting with average people. Bobby Kennedy says he’s one of us. He's got a smoking hot Hollywood actress of a wife, just like all of us PBR drinking slobs at the Winner’s Circle, right? Growing up, throughout his life, every day he’d have a random collection of world leaders, spies, Hollywood actors etc in his house. WoHo!....sounds like a typical day at Joe the barbers house down the street. Because he is a legitimate threat to the mafia-like corrupt modern American government that has fully merged with global corporations, he regularly receives death threats….hey, can anyone say that sounds like the life of my Aunt Tilda who trolls Facebook everyday posting cat peeing videos? He’s just like us. 

Here is a guy who is 70 years old who is in better shape than 96% of 20-year-olds. He posts all sorts of workout type videos. The craziest one is one where he does 24 f*cking pullups. And I’m not talking about the cheating type of pullups, I’m talking the legit kind. Do you know how hard it is to do just one f*cking pull-up, this guy can do at least 24. I’m waiting for the video to come out of him pulling a Carnival Cruise ship via a rope in his mouth through Nantucket sound. Alright, thanks, you’ve been a great audience. Thanks for the opportunity.”